Out and About Yukon and OKC : IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN! Read it - it's important ...

IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN! Read it - it's important ...

For all my tired, shy and stepped on friends...read on and have one on me! With smiles, Bo

 

Just for Laughs

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.

Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness a and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas.

However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:

- Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity

- Loss of bladder control 
- Attraction to ugly men
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING:

The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING:

The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING
:
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

*Margaritas are also available in generic form, known as tequila.  Just as effective and costs only a fraction.


Bo in Yukon

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16 commentsBo Kociuba • February 04 2009 09:09PM

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My personal drug of choice is a Martini.  Great stress relief!!

Posted by Team Honeycutt (Allen Tate) over 3 years ago

LOL! Thank goodness for Margaritas!!!

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Posted by Bonnie Johnson (Remax Realty 100) over 3 years ago

Team Honeycutt and Bonnie - anything works as long as it works as stress reliever!

Posted by Bo Kociuba (Paradigm AdvantEdge Realty) over 3 years ago

Bo -

Oh my - I like you! 

Although I've never experienced the incarceration thing, pretty much everything else you mentioned rings true.  And if you are ever in Flagstaff, AZ - look me up and I'll make you my famous Flagstaff Margarita - the best darn drink on the planet....or is that the tequila talking?????? Whatever - I think it's fabulous!

Posted by Patty Peck (RE/MAX Diamond) over 3 years ago

Patty - you got yourself a date! You know ... I am really not bad in making Sooner margaritas .... so you have an invite here too, you hear?! lol   with smiles, Bo

Posted by Bo Kociuba (Paradigm AdvantEdge Realty) over 3 years ago

Erotic lustfulness? Sounds like a winner to me. Funny stuff Bo.

Posted by Gary Woltal - Assoc. Broker REALTORĀ® SFR Dallas Ft. Worth (Keller Williams Realty) over 3 years ago

Gary....LOL...what else can I say?! with smiles, Bo

Posted by Bo Kociuba (Paradigm AdvantEdge Realty) over 3 years ago

Cute Bo! I especially like the line about women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant. I'll bet there have been a few "margarita babies"!

Posted by Libby Cousins- Contract Mortgage Processor (Extraordinary Processing) over 3 years ago

Libby - glad you enjoyed it and got a kick out of it...that's why I posted it...With smiles, Bo

Posted by Bo Kociuba (Paradigm AdvantEdge Realty) over 3 years ago

This is too funny!  Thank you for the laughter!  Much appreciated!

Posted by Mirela Monte, Your Myrtle Beach Real Estate Connection over 3 years ago

Hi Bo, Very funny.  Those side effects sound very serious! LOL :-)

Posted by Shirley Parks, Broker 210-414-0966 San Antonio TX Homes for Sale (Sands Realty 210-414-0966) over 3 years ago

Shirley, glad you had some serious laughs...

With smiles,

Bo

Posted by Bo Kociuba (Paradigm AdvantEdge Realty) over 3 years ago

Hi Bo,
Well, who can ignore the doctor's advice?  Not me!

Posted by Cynthia Tilghman, RealtorĀ® Onslow County NC Home Specialist (Kingsbridge Realty, Inc) over 3 years ago

I think this sounds like a great prescription one that I must try this evening.....  I'm sure I will experience all of the side effects....

Ted

Posted by Weichert Realtors Dunhill Group over 3 years ago

Cynthia - don't you dare ignore the doc's orders! LOL...

Ted - how did the prescription trying worked out yesterday? Appropriate side effectes ?!

With smiles,

Bo

Posted by Bo Kociuba (Paradigm AdvantEdge Realty) over 3 years ago

Bo it always helps but I have never had the problem of speaking:)

Posted by Bill Gassett Metrowest Massachusetts Real Estate (RE/MAX Executive Realty) over 3 years ago

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